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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."
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"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"