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Joke of the Day

"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"

"If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long."

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"

"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"

"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""

"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"