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Joke of the Day
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"
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"Last night I was driving down an old country road when I hit a pedestrian going 50 mph. It seemed to take forever for help to arrive. That's the last time I use that towing company."
"There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other: ""You go on a head..."""
"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"
"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."
"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."
"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."
"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."
"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."