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Joke of the Day
"Next time you're at the gym close your eyes. It sounds like you're in a porno.."
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"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."
"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"
"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"
"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"Forgot that I made a cup of coffee... now mass immigration has caused it to go cold."