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Joke of the Day
"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."
Next Joke
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."
"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."
"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."
"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""
"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."
"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."
"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."