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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."
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"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"
"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."
"Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk"
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
"Never trust an atom They make up everything."
"With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen."
"How come they can send a lifeless, unfeeling robot to Mars, but that lifeless, unfeeling robot can't be @AnnCoulter?"