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Joke of the Day

"Why does the blood bank never make mistakes? Because they're typo negative"

"Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice."

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."