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Joke of the Day
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
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"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."
"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"
"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"When you watch the movie Titanic, it's just the Anic. Because they edit the tits out."
"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"
"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."
"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."
"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"