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Joke of the Day
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
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"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"So girl on a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight? North Korea."
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"
"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."
"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."
"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."
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