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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"Baloney, baloney, baloney... salami."

"My grandfather died of asbestosis. Took 6 months to cremate him. This works better in person when you get the other person believing you first."

"If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?"

"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series"

"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"

"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"

"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"