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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"

"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."

"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."

"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""

"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."

"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"

"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"

"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""