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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."
"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"
"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""