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"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."
"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."
"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
"H: I don't understand what goes on in your head. Me: If you prefer, I can quit twitter and just tell you all of this. H: No, we're good."
"What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space? He Park in son's space"
"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."
"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"
"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"