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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"

"What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet? It's ass."

"I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome."

"Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice."

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"

"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"