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Joke of the Day

"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"

"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""

"Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away."

"When I die I want the people I did group work with to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time"

"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."

"why didn't the young bald eagle need a chaperone? he already had super-vision."

"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"

"If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack."

"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"

"What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica? A BIPOLAR BEAR"