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Joke of the Day

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."

"Chuck Norris doesn't get hangovers. He just gets pissed."

"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."

"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"

"My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism."

"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."

"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."