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Joke of the Day

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"*Salesman smashes through window into living room* Evening, folks. Are you in the market for a new window?"

"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""

"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"

"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"