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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."

"I tried telling a joke my friend from Baghdad told me. Unfortunately, Iraqed it."

"The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in."

"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sack?"

"Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."

"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."

"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"

"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."