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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach."

"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."

"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"

"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."

"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""