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Joke of the Day

"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."

"Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up."

"I don't believe in stereotypes. Because that would mean all Asians would be driving big or expensive vehicles to make up for their penis size."

"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"The more ""normal"" you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you."

"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."