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Joke of the Day

"The more ""normal"" you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you."

"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"

"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."

"How do landscapers keep their seams from ripping? Well let me tell you; They don't beat around the bush! They nip it in the bud and use Hem-Lock!"

"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"

"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."