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Joke of the Day
"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
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"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."
"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"
"Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?"
"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"
"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."
"The one time when The Hulk farted... it was the fart that was heard around the world. I know, I know."
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"