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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"

"Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all? Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting."

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"

"I'm really good in bed.....I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers."

"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"What's a junkie's favorite videogame? Need for Speed."

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."