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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."
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"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"
"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."
"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."
"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."
"Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them."
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"