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Joke of the Day

"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."

"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. It's the gassiest of all planets."

"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is my new mantra when paying bills..."

"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."

"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"

"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"