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Joke of the Day

"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it."

"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."

"To my calendar: Your days are numbered."

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."

"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"

"Condoms... Are for pussies."

"If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet I question your commitment to alcohol."