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Joke of the Day

"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"The narcissistic cannibal started to eat his own body but stopped because he was already full of himself"

"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"

"Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?"

"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"