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Joke of the Day

"What's brown & rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk."

"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."

"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"

"Wife: Maybe its time for ""the talk"" Me: Ok. Son, cops can't bust you for the drugs you've done, just the drugs you have. Her: Not that talk!"

"Honey, I just won the lottery! -- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases! -- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing? -- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!"

"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."

"What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs? The cloths hanger only solves one problem."

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""