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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."

"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."

"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney."

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."

"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."

"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""