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Joke of the Day
"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."
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"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
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"What they say: ""Wow, you're really photogenic."" What they mean: ""Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."""
"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."
"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"
"I've been cutting corners my whole life... But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well."