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Joke of the Day

"Liver Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlarged Patient: Does that mean I have more space for whisky now?"

"6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house"

"[sees kid crying] Kid: Im lost Me: that's ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye"

"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."

"I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!"

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."

"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."