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Joke of the Day

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?"

"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"My mother always told me to not worry about my health. It will go away eventually."

"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."

"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."

"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"

"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."

"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."