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Joke of the Day

"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"

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"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."
"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."
"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."
"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."
"While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption."
"I can't think of a single reason to use an idiom If you ask me, they're for the birds"
"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."
"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."