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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night? A white power ranger"
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"What's Donald Trumps favorite juice? Orangu-Tang"
"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""
"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"
"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."
"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?"
"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"
"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"Two blonde girls... ...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. They started crying and headed home."