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Joke of the Day
"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
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"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"
"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""
"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"
"So I found out a new way to piss people off"
"Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution? It's fucking ancient."
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"
"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."