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Joke of the Day
"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"
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"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"I have a sweet parking spot at Target. I'm just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off."
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"How many muslims does it take to climb a building? daesh many."
"I met Mrs. Right today Too bad she's already married."
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"Hello police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!"
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."