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Joke of the Day
"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"
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"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"
"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"
"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."
"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"
"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? See you next month"
"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."
"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"