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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."

"Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body... I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded."

"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."