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Joke of the Day

"The only way an ice cream sandwich could get any better is if it was shaped like a titty."

"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."

"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""

"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."

"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"

"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"

"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."

"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"

"Linguistics Student: ""What's a glottal fricative?"" ""*Heavy sigh*"""

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."