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Joke of the Day
"Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert"""
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"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."
"Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :("
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. (Submitted at the request of my 10 year-old son.)"
"What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?"
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."
"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"