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Joke of the Day
"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"
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"What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance."
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."
"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"