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Joke of the Day

"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"

"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."

"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."

"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."

"Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid."

"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"

"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."

"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"

"Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing ""kiss by a rose."" REFUND!"

"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."