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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."

"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."

"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"

"what did socrates learn from the T-rex? i dino"

"Extinction ""Not a chance."" Said the last female Dodo, as she walked away from the last male."

"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""

"I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas? Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc."

"Why did the Tumblr killed the Reddit fan? Because Reddit SUCKS."