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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."

"Jeb Bush should come out as being gay to get the Jewish vote. Jews have a strong record of listening to flaming bushes."

"I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them"

"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."

"FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that"

"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"

"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"

"Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend."