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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"

"How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ? Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark."

"We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation"

"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"

"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"

"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."

"It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it..."

"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"