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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."

"How many dead orphans does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 10, cause it's still pretty dark in my basement."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."

"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."

"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."

"Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, ""You want fries with that"" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever."

"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."

"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"

"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"

"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"