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Joke of the Day

"Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!"

"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."

"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"It's impossible to describe why u are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. ""They wanted me to eat salad! Can u believe that?"""

"A 450lb man just hit on me... I tried to let him down as gently as possible... But I'm no forklift."

"When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out."

"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."

"Obama is an obamanation. That is all."