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Joke of the Day
"Obama is an obamanation. That is all."
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"Take a deep breath. Good. Now count to 10. Right. Now slap someone in their face. Nice. Feel better?"
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."
"I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement"
"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."
"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"
"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."
"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"