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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."
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"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"
"January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."
"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."
"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""
"Two tips for faster jogging- (1) hot girl in front of you; (2) creepy dude behind you. Also, if you're behind a (1) you're probably her (2)."
"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""
"How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."