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Joke of the Day

"Two tips for faster jogging- (1) hot girl in front of you; (2) creepy dude behind you. Also, if you're behind a (1) you're probably her (2)."

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."

"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."

"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."

"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."

"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."

"After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said... ""You can't pull your pants down in public."""

"You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him"