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Joke of the Day
"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"
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"Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)"
"We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer"
"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."
"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."
"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."
"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"
"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""
"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."