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Joke of the Day
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."
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"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."
"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate"
"In case you wondered what married life is like, my wife is yelling at me for making her forget why she was yelling at me."
"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"Fun Fact: When your favorite football team wins, you don't win. You're just drunk on a couch screaming at a TV."
"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"
"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."