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Joke of the Day

"January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? In the fridge where you left it! (No offense, just a joke!)"

"Alien vs Predator upheld by Supreme Court. ""this movie rules"" said Justice Scalia writing for the court."

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."

"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"

"Why does the boy could not bend his knees? because he had no knees"

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"

"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""

"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."

"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"