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Joke of the Day
"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"
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"Jesus. Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around."
"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."
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"Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we're cool."
"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."