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Joke of the Day

"Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we're cool."

"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."

"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"

"Melania Trump and this sub are the same Both like to copy stuff and say them again"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"

"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."