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Joke of the Day

"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind it, you get exhausted."

"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."

"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."

"What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? About two weeks."

"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."

"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"

"How do hipsters talk about shoes? [...](http://imgur.com/yzelyVT)"

"I witnessed a kidnapping on the bus today... But don't worry, he woke up before his stop."