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Joke of the Day

"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""

"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."

"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."